I haven’t blogged in
what feels like forever. I can safely blame my field of study; Architorture – a
combination of classic architecture and modern day torture, has me on a strong
chokehold. Although I often feel like I am drowning in the work; today I decided
it’s time for me to catch up.
After some serious
consideration; I have concluded I’m part HATER and part REALIST. As much as I
love to b*tch about most stuff; I do it from a realistic point of view. The
problem is probably my choice of words which make me sound like a hater. I best
express myself with sarcasm; and those who quickly get offended tend to stay
away from me.
Don’t get me wrong: I can
appreciate stuff when it’s really good. I won’t stop talking about it if it
hits the spot. Chakanaka chakanaka hama,
mukaka haurungwi
Fashion is controversial and my
personal favourite topic of causing
havoc and shooting lose cannons at the weak and taking shots at their
expense. Sounds mean * I know* but some stuff has to be said regardless of how
it is said
Camel-
toe
Oh, camel toes. It's a
delicate subject, but someone had to bring it up. Ladies, YOU know that funny
thing that happens at the front of your pants when you’re wearing something
tight
Yes! That thing right
there! It’s a camel-toe and unless you are prepared for the consequences i.e.
my “opinion”; stay clear of them tight pants. Camel-toes always provide
entertainment for us “haters”
Leggings/Tights/Jeggings
Yeah; the camel-toes as
a result of leggings just reminded me of a peev. I’m not really a fan of tights
but I don’t hate on those who love them. They are comfy and easily fit in with
most outfits. I am appealing to all those who love their tights :
Leggings are not trousers!
PLEASE ROCK THEM WITH A
TOP WHICH COVERS YOUR BUTT!
It
is morally wrong to walk around looking like a stuffed sausage.
Far too often I am subjected to seeing every
last detail of a woman’s backside (or worse – ‘front side’) because leggings
are being worn as if they’re a pair of jeans. It’s not a size issue, leggings
are unflattering on 99% of body shapes when seen in motion.
Make-up
We all know one person who wears : Blue eye shadow on a green top; red blush and white lipstick
I personally don’t wear
make-up and have no problem with those who do it right. They look well done and
all but just remember: I can remove 90% of that so-called beauty with a wet
wipe if you cross me. The bad make up ranges from The wrong shade of make-up-
TO –Taught at clown academy-.
The make-up is so bad
you would think a box of crayons fell on them and this is just an accident.
When I wear make-up I use my mum’s. We are the same shade and it suits me
well. If you are on the dark side stick to our tones and don’t try “brightening”
yourself with the wrong thing.
I’m a Coco Chanel fan
and her quotes strongly influence the way I dress
“A woman can be over dressed
but never over elegant”
What happened to elegance? Trashy can never be better
than true elegance. People might forget the woman but they will never forget a
great dress.
Be that person
Stand out
