Maybe I am a hater

I haven’t blogged in what feels like forever. I can safely blame my field of study; Architorture – a combination of classic architecture and modern day torture, has me on a strong chokehold. Although I often feel like I am drowning in the work; today I decided it’s time for me to catch up. 

After some serious consideration; I have concluded I’m part HATER and part REALIST. As much as I love to b*tch about most stuff; I do it from a realistic point of view. The problem is probably my choice of words which make me sound like a hater. I best express myself with sarcasm; and those who quickly get offended tend to stay away from me.

Don’t get me wrong: I can appreciate stuff when it’s really good. I won’t stop talking about it if it hits the spot. Chakanaka chakanaka hama, mukaka haurungwi

Fashion is controversial and my personal favourite topic of causing havoc and shooting lose cannons at the weak and taking shots at their expense. Sounds mean * I know* but some stuff has to be said regardless of how it is said

Camel- toe

Oh, camel toes. It's a delicate subject, but someone had to bring it up. Ladies, YOU know that funny thing that happens at the front of your pants when you’re wearing something tight

Yes! That thing right there! It’s a camel-toe and unless you are prepared for the consequences i.e. my “opinion”; stay clear of them tight pants. Camel-toes always provide entertainment for us “haters”

Leggings/Tights/Jeggings

Yeah; the camel-toes as a result of leggings just reminded me of a peev. I’m not really a fan of tights but I don’t hate on those who love them. They are comfy and easily fit in with most outfits. I am appealing to all those who love their tights : 

 

Leggings are not trousers! 

 PLEASE ROCK THEM WITH A TOP WHICH COVERS YOUR BUTT! 

It is morally wrong to walk around looking like a stuffed sausage.  

Far too often I am subjected to seeing every last detail of a woman’s backside (or worse – ‘front side’) because leggings are being worn as if they’re a pair of jeans. It’s not a size issue, leggings are unflattering on 99% of body shapes when seen in motion.

Make-up

We all know one person who wears : Blue eye shadow on a green top; red blush and white lipstick

I personally don’t wear make-up and have no problem with those who do it right. They look well done and all but just remember: I can remove 90% of that so-called beauty with a wet wipe if you cross me. The bad make up ranges from The wrong shade of make-up- TO –Taught at clown academy-. 

The make-up is so bad you would think a box of crayons fell on them and this is just an accident. When I wear make-up I use my mum’s. We are the same shade and it suits me well. If you are on the dark side stick to our tones and don’t try “brightening” yourself with the wrong thing.

I’m a Coco Chanel fan and her quotes strongly influence the way I dress

 “A woman can be over dressed but never over elegant” 

What happened to elegance? Trashy can never be better than true elegance. People might forget the woman but they will never forget a great dress. 

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