Questions I ask myself after watching TV

I have been robbed of my livelihood by ARCHITORTURE! I can’t seem to make any time for blogging; which highly affects me as I end up bottling all thought and emotions. *insert depressed emoticon here*

Nonetheless; I always have time to watch my shows. After a stress filled day at college; sleep and a dose of last night’s shows are the main agenda. As I type; my all-time favourite is downloading from kickass torrents 

Now that most of my beloved shows are on season break or have finalized; Im quite low as I am forced to watch regular TV

Desperate Housewives (DH)

Many a times I have felt that I grew up on that lane. The women of DH have greatly influenced the way I think and act today; at times I need to be as compassionate as Susan and on some occasions I have to be a shark like Gaby. And yes; its Desperate Housewives that I’m downloading – from season 1 to the finale. I know this show like the back of my hand yet I am clueless about the culture and history exams in 6 weeks J. Perfect conversation starter. I’m told the Mr’s mum is a fan.

I digress

My question is: WTF is up with the death rate on Wisteria Lane? I have lived on 2 streets my whole life and I can count the number of deaths on both streets on one hand. On DH for 8 seasons; roughly 13years – 59 people have kicked the bucket. Marc Cherry (director) whats up with you and death?

How I met your mother (HIMYM)

I am starting to lose interest in the show because they keep dragging everything. The whole season 7 was just 24 weeks of us being taken on a roller coaster ride for them to only tell us Robyn married Barney. How does that even relate to who Ted married?

Question : When season 1 started; it was the year 2030 and Ted was telling his kids the story of how he met their mother. His daughter is 16 in 2030 which means she was born in 2014. Hello; its 2012 and ted has not met their mother yet. He better meet her in the next season or else I will conclude it was a one night stand!

Men In Black (MIB)

Many a times I have felt like Agent J has just wiped my memory with that eraser thingy when I enter an exam. Funny movie; kinda unrealistic. Maybe this movie will divert the attention from the whole will and Jada pending divorce and Will’s alleged gayness..

Question: why are aliens only found in the USA? Why are they only interested in USA that’s if they even exist.

My beer is getting hot. Im out

Ciao 

Lovies

xoxo