Maybe I am a vampire.

Im up at 4.30am and not a wink of sleep insight. Insomnia has me on a strong choke-hold. Well let me be honest, there are a few reasons why I'm up :

•  I had Baileys and Ice ream with a dash of chocolate milk for supper; so I'm as high as they get
  
• I'm superstitious; so I waited out the whole Friday the 13th just to make sure I'm safe. Turned out to be a great day if you ask me
  
• I woke up at 3pm so I'm kinda like neighborhood watch; plus its FRIDAY! TGIF 

Now that I have your attention, I might as well tell you what's been going through my mind

      1. I love cartoons

Sing any cartoon title sequence and I can name it. 70% of my Tv time is spent watching toons; from the classics like Tom and jerry to the new and up beat Phineas and Ferb. Once I took a quiz, “How well do you know the Spongebob Squarepants show?” and I got a 100% score. The comment read, “WOW! You need to get a life.”
[bunch of haters if you ask me]

2. I’m a fan of Pork

The first thing I noticed when I got to this God forsaken Muslim nation was the absence of pork in supermarkets. Being born and bred in a family of meat particularly pork lovers, I almost lost it. Thankfully; there’s a shipload of Chinese folk here and they love non-halal as much as I do, so I was saved by a tiny little shop which sells everything from trotters to Bacon. Unfortunately; there’s no polony

3.I take after my brother

Well this covers almost everything. He taught me how to most “guy” stuff from video games to knocking back bottles. This is the same nigger who contributed the most in “My Eye accident”. I almost lost it (the eye) and today; I get to use the scar and bitch about the accident so he will do stuff for me. I digress *it's Evil… I know

4.I have no favorite color

Minus black, most the stuff in my wardrobe is either Red or Yellow. On screen, I like purple. My stationery and my room are a combination of all bright colors you can think of. There are times when I choose to wear a theme color for the week; pink, yellow and white usually top the list. Generally, I like bright colors
I’m dark so hey, shoot me! I love the attention especially when I can see the look on someone’s face screaming: OMG she is wearing yellow!Now who said the dark and lovely sisters should saty away from colorful stuff?

5.Food is my weakness

If it tastes nasty; I am not swallowing it! That’s my policy on food. It’s not that I ONLY favor fine dining; heck I’ve never had ravioli before or any fancy fish like scallops but nasty food just isn’t for me.